My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

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when im on my period


  • i want sex
  • i want chocolate 
  • i want sex
  • why am i crying
  • i want sex
  • i feel like im about to give birth to a alien 
  • i want sex
  • foooooooooooooood i want fooood
  • sex i want sex i want sex now
  • candy someone bring my candy
  • i want sex
  • i can’t leave my bed
  • sex

Too accurate.

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sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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